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US government ‘tech force’ gets backup from Coinbase, Robinhood

📅December 17, 2025, ~1 minute

Yo, check this tea! 🍵 The US gov't tryna flex hard with a "tech force" of 1,000 workers? 😤 But they ain't got the skills, so they beggin' Coinbase and Robinhood for backup. Basically, gov't stealin' our tech ninjas! 💸

Big gov vibes, nahmean? They always wanna stick their nose where it don't belong. Meanwhile, we over here stackin' Monero like it's crypto winter—no permission needed, just privacy. 🔒✨

Poofin' the talent pool ain't slick either. Who's left to build real privacy tech when the feds hoardin' all the devs? Weak. 🚫

Keep your eyes peeled, fam. This ain't just job moves—it's surveillance creep with extra steps. Stay woke. 🍃💨