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Satoshi Nakamoto statue lands on NYSE in sign of changing times

📅December 11, 2025, ~1 minute

Yo check this out! Another Satoshi statue just landed on the NYSE, like that's not wild af? 🤯 They got five others scattered 'round the globe too - Switzerland, El Salvador, Japan, Vietnam, and Miami. Props to Valentina Picozzi for these tributes, but let's keep it real: the real Satoshi would be lowkey AF, not getting statues on Wall Street. Bet they'd be rolling in their grave if they saw this 💀

Funny how the establishment tries to co-opt what started as a rebellion against them. If Satoshi really wanted the spotlight, they would've shown their face by now. This whole thing feels like some corpo nonsense trying to legitimize Bitcoin when we all know privacy coins like Monero are where it's really at. 🔒

Still tho, gotta respect the artist putting in work. Maybe these statues will wake some folks up to what crypto's really about. Or maybe not. Either way, I'm here for the chaos 🍃💨