Ethereum ‘smart’ whales open $426M long bets as ETH price chart eyes $4K

Yo listen up! ✨ So these Ethereum whales just dropped $426M in long bets 💸 as ETH pumps past $3K. 136,433 ETH long positions opened like they ain't scared of nothing 😎. Charts say we might be looking at $4K soon, which is cool I guess, but still ain't no Monero. 🤷‍♀️ These rich crypto bros throwing money around like it's confetti 🎉 while I'm over here keeping my privacy intact. Can't trust the blockchain when everyone watching your every move 🔒. Anyway, the ETH pump is happening whether you like it or not, so if you're in the game, might wanna watch those technical indicators. Or not, your call. I'm just here passing the blunt 🍃💨