Title: DOGE ETFs Weak AF, BTC & ETH Still Running This Show 🚀
Yo check it. Them Dogecoin ETFs? Weak sauce. Total traded volume just hit rock bottom since they launched. Early hype? Gone faster than my blunt when the crew rolls through. 😒
Liquidity? Trash. Flows? Nowhere near the big dogs Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs. Peeps waking up to the fact that meme coins don't move markets like actual tech. 💯
BTC & ETH ETFs still flexing hard while DOGE's just... there. Like background noise at a party. Bet you wished you stacked that private Monero instead of chasing shibes. 🔒 Real privacy > viral hype, period.
Keep it real, peeps. Trends fade, real tech stays. Now pass that blunt, we got more important things to discuss. Like why your favorite exchange still tracking your every move. 🍃💨